Ten Top Trivia Tips about Steve!
- If you break Steve, you will get seven years of bad luck!
- Steveology is the study of Steve.
- Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Steve in your ear 700 times.
- Steve can sleep for three and a half years.
- Originally, Steve could not fly!
- In his entire life, Steve will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
- The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Steve at least three times a week!
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Steve.
- More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Steve!
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Steve.
1. Lesson: Be nice. Don't break me.
2. And the fear of Steve is Steveophobia. Fun with suffixes!
3. Holy... as a result of today alone, I already have 2,800 times more of myself in my ear than I should! must...extract...
4. Proven. High school.
5. And then one day, he forgot to fall.
6. But it will be the most amazing honey you ever tasted.
7. No comment.
8. Which, according to certain fundamentalist religions, increases his chances of entering the kingdom of heaven.
9. Stray? Each is accounted for.
10. 1977 was a very dry year at the Social Security birth certificate processing counter.
